Camille Velasco has been eliminated from the American Idol competition.
Moment of silence please...
Thank you.
She was a decent singer but, in all honestly, there was no way she was going to win this thing. She simply wasn't as good as some of the other vocal talents like Jasmine Trias, George Huff or Latoya London. BUT, she was way better than that red head John Stevens and that Backstreet Boy clone Jon Peter Lewis (JPL). I mean, come on America, that red headed fool can't sing for sheeeyat.
Digusted with the recent show that revealed that John Peter Lewis and Jon Stevens received more votes than the vocally superior Jasmine Trias and Camille Velasco, I did what any angry internet junkie would do. I hit up the American Idol chatroom on AOL and pissed off any fans of JPL or the red headed wannabe crooner.
by Moonie L.
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[ music | Sunday Morning After by Amanda Marshall ]
Check the song. Think anything like that will happen to me one day? *Puts hands on either side of head of reader and forces horizontal movement No.*
I love how summer lowers standards in such a way that no one expects you to say anything intelligent. Which brings me to my next brain-dead epiphany.
CHOCO-PEANUT ICE CREAM ROCKS.
No, really it does. If it killed me I'd die happy. It seems like a rip-off of Baskin and Robbins Reese's Pieces ice cream, but you can't tell the difference and it's way cheaper. Betcha this is why they say that chocolate is better than sex. They say.
Hmmm. I've said that twice today. HMMMM.
*disappears as she administers self-examination. Of the psyche, people, of the psyche.*
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